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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Dear Cammie,

We are aware that the occasional religious groups who come in to tell us (read: you at the front desk, thank you for not letting them get past you, as it keeps the costs of having the carpets cleaned when North shoots them) that we are going to hell for supporting Those Evil Muties are frustrating. We appreciate your continued dedication to keeping them far away from us.

However, re-labeling the hand sanitizer: to this is possibly a bit too much.

with much gratitude,
your co-workers.

PS. I am sorry, no, we are lying. This is brilliant, please keep up the good work.

Comments

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised how many of the fuckers actually use it before they realize what it says.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Not so much as you would think. We are filthy mutants after all. What I am curious about is how long it takes them to realize your hair is naturally green - or do they assume you are simply the single best hair, eyebrow and eyelash colourist in the North American continent?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

The brimstone means it's working!