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Please look to Carmilla Black for any issues, queries or problems regarding the regular paperwork while I'm out of the office.

Have moved into my old room at the Brownstone. Will be at work tomorrow. 

If you don't know who I am: Hi, I'm David North, your HR Manager. 

You hope your paper work is in order. 

Russovich was in Geneva to obtain information on an auction of sorts. It seems that someone has been taking Infonet's "undeliverable" packages and stockpiling them, and now seems to be looking to unload them on the black market in one incredibly profitable swoop.

The auction is in less than three days, in Sun City. Yes, that's right. South Africa. Fortunately, we've been able to add two buyers to the list - identity info is in the attached. Unfortunately, the four of us are likely to have Infonet's little bastard watchdogs hounding our steps for at least the next twenty-four hours, so getting out of Geneva without raising suspicion is nigh-impossible.

We need to get at least one inside team and one intercept team to Sun City as quickly as possible. Among those "undeliverables" is an item called the carbonadium synthesizer, and if it falls into the wrong hands - which could be anyone's, especially Russovich's, we're in for a whole world of shit.

Now that the Ramsey boy in the IT office has set up everything in my corner cubicle here, I suppose I should make a formal introduction. For those of you I have not yet met, I am David North, and officially I am the new Manager of Human Resources here at the Snow Valley Memorial Center for Mutant Affairs. And I can see from past expense reports and personnel files that this is going to be quite the challenge.

My resumé is on file, but in short: 11 years with Initech Benefits Management as an account manager; prior to that, 6 years as a field operative for Weapon X; prior to that, 5 years with the Ministry for State Security in East Germany. And to answer the question, yes, one of the resident telepaths has gone through my brain to ensure that I'm not here to snap and kill you all.

I am informed that working here often needs that particular reassurance.

Today I plan on going through personnel files on all Snow Valley employees to familiarize myself with all of you and more importantly to take a close eye at the legitimate benefits the company is offering you as employees. Should anyone wish to see me concerning your investment, insurance, or retirement plans - I apparently do not yet merit an assistant, so you may simply drop by the cubicle with the "new employee" smell.