Coffee and donuts

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I am surprisingly awake and functional this morning. Could be the dry out I've imposed upon myself. It's meant less hangover, and more being awake though. I've left various flavored/plain donuts at reception, and coffee at people's work stations.

(It's like I've suddenly found efficiency, who would have guessed it? )

First courier run is at 8am on the dot, people. Please have your packages/random letters/important 'must be there overnight or someone dies' correspondence at my desk before then, or it'll need to wait till I get back.

Comments

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

I knew I should never have left you alone in L.A. This newly found efficiency can't be good for your health.

Although if it gets me coffee and donuts on a regular basis, I suppose I could tolerate it for now...

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

There's this thing called work that I'm meant to be good at. Strange thought, I know. But I thought I'd give it a go for awhile.

You still up for that British television marathon on Saturday?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Did we decide comedy or drama? Because I think you would really like Sandbaggers. But you might hate me for showing it to you.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Jubilee. Whatever we have told you about coffee, please keep remembering it. I do not know what roast or blend this is, and I am afraid if you tell me it will ruin it.

Also, are those roller blades in the front area? Roller blades? Why?

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

They are indeed roller blades. Have you ever seen the bike couriers in this city? They're crazy people. Roller blades are much better, and give me the benefit of still being able to use my skills at jumping over things, and swinging from other things. You should see the look on a New Yorkers face when you jump over their car hood in them.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Wait, don't we have an actual courier on staff now?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Shhhhh. They might actually make me do work.

And I look terrible in roller blades.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Speaking of work, I need to pick your brain about Infonet. Specifically, policies on undelivered packages that appear to have been in limbo for sixteen years or so.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

...Oh?

Clearly, we need to talk. You've certainly got me intrigued--it's a little before my time, though, at least officially.

I'm headed your way.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

You know, I think we do. (eyes Jake) What size roller blades are you?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

No.