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Well, it is my job to inform you that Doug, Marie-Ange, and Amanda have not checked in at their appointed time, and are officially missing. You know, within the letter of the law - because really, who is to say that Doug has not simply lost track of time pretending to be an elf on the internet, and the others are waiting for him to finish with that - but it is, actually, literally my job. So there you are. Informed. I'm going back to the filing, and writing a letter detailing why I should not be put on the Sunday night shift ever again.

By the way: Whoever thinks that 'G' comes before 'C' in the alphabet is in for a cruel awakening someday. I only hope I am there to witness it.

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I would like to make note here that the oldsters can see this journal thread, and that I for one welcome our slightly decrepit overlords.

Right, having got that out of the way. WTH? How does anyone get lost in Norway? It's Norway!

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Oh, they serve their purpose; all organizations need that veneer of respectability that only Remy can bring us, am I right? Oh, wait.

I don't know how they got lost in Norway. Where is Norway, anyway? I always thought it was somewhere near Africa.

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Nah, it's much colder then Africa. It's like...this little mini place somewhere. (I have no idea where Norway is. This is weird. Shiro by the way is _so_ cranky. Anyone would think he'd had a hard life or something.) That boy needs to have sex more.

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I looked it up on a map. It is somewhere near Sweden, or Denmark, or something like that.

Shiro is a whiner. He has always been a whiner and should probably just be put down, but unfortunately I am not in charge of these things. Otherwise the world would be a much better (and emptier) place.

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I know Denmark! It's where Shakespeare killed a lot of people. Totally supposed to be all grey and dreary. How anyone lives there, I have no idea.

If you killed everyone, who would there be to get you coffee in the morning? We must think of these things, you see.

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Oh, yeah, I had to read that for English last year. Only I just read the Cliff's Notes. And then the teacher got mad at me for writing, "In Cliff's Notes, it says that the main character is Hamlet," on the test. At least I was honest.

I wouldn't kill everyone. Just extraneous people.