Conference notes

[x-celsis.livejournal.com]

If you are going to choose an appropriate person to draft legislative guidelines for telepaths in financial institutions, it's best not to choose someone with serious and quite bizarre and deluded obsessions with mutants. Particularly mutant pornography.

Why do we not pick people like this, children? Because we don't think that way for very long. Not when we think that way about people who can change your mind for you.

At no point in his life will he make chicken noises. Or vomit uncontrollably. Or take off his pants in public.

Consider it a win for Charles Xavier's ethics classes.

Attend those lessons well, children. Learn at the feet of the master.

But do not expect legislation restricting telepaths from jobs in the finance sector at any point in the near future. If at all.

Did everyone else have a fun conference?

Your benevolent mistress

Emma

PS I believe some of you saved the world again. Well done. Treat yourself to champagne and caviar and send me the tab.

PPS Jake, welcome back and thank you for allowing me free and full access to your mind, in the pursuit of said saving the world. Remember, I am willing to shoot you again. Until that is required, the sound you will hear from me, if you choose to attempt to speak to me, will be some form of uncontrolled and quite possibly hysterical laughter. What, in the name of all that is sane, were you thinking?