X-Force: X-Force Only Comm

You, doing too much work?

Perish the thought.

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Oh, Mr. Ramsey, did I just hear you volunteer for dish duty tomorrow night? How kind of you! I believe I shall take you up on that.

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Depends on what's for dinner.

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You have as yet never turned your nose up at what I have put to the table before. But don't worry, if you're looking for spicy I'll make something just for you.

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Well, mostly it's the meat thing.

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There'll be some meat dishes but I'll keep them far from where you'll be sitting. Plenty of things for you to eat and I'll even make them interesting.

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Thanks, boss lady.

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For you? Any time.

Edited Date: 2009-02-08 01:40 am (UTC)

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x-bishop.livejournal.com

I'd like to be added to the spicy list.

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And so it shall be done.

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Wanda, if Doug does dishes then I will not have anything to do except help cook and do you really want that to happen to perfectly good food?

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Mmm, you do have a very good point. *wiggles finger* Switch, make it so.

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If it was anyone else I would bring a bottle of wine but have you even finished the last four I brought over?

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I finished off two, does that count?

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xp_daytripper

And my apologies for being rather quiet of late - I was catching up on a good deal of work.

And resting. Because you have been resting, yeah? Road to recovery and all that?

I'll be there early, with a couple of bottles of red and a pair of hands for assistant chef duty. I'm wizard at peeling potatoes.

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I have, I really have. The mini-vacation and lots of rest have done me some good, I promise. I'm almost completely back on my feet.

You, my dear, are a saint. This is why I have assistants both in and out of the kitchen - to do the jobs I'm completely useless at.

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It has been a while since I cooked for people. If someone could direct me to a reputable butcher in the neighborhood, I will see what I can arrange.

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There's one about five blocks down; his name is George and he tends to like us since some of us, anyway, give him some decent repeat business.

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She's hot and she's offering to feed me? Dear God, thank you! I'll bring something by to contribute as well.

And, yeah, well, the faces thing is probably going to happen a lot. Three in heavy rotation and lots of one night stands so to speak. Hey, I get bored wearing the same body all the time!

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That reminds me, since you are the only one of us who would not be coming into the office with the same face everyday, once you are, as you say 'the office bitch', perhaps we should find something you can use so that we know what you look like without having to be overly paranoid?

We do have at least one shapeshifter who is angry with us and the X-Men, I would rather be paranoid than have to worry about Mystique impersonating you impersonating someone else.

That sentence was much too convoluted. I need coffee.

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I can get you mugshots, so to speak, of the other two bodies I'm mostly to be wearing around. Aoife's likely to be the one I'm in most often. (Yes, different bodies all get different names.) Other than that, um, password? Secret handshake? Lanyard? ID card worn on lapel? (Except I don't wear anything that has lapels.) Or, you know, there's the easy thing of dropping unfamiliar mimics if I'm spending actual time in the office.

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Well, yes, but the easy way is less fun.

Perhaps I need LESS coffee...

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Well if you want the fun version I can write the secret password on my hip and then you can ask me to take off my pants to prove who I am.

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Will you come into the office looking like Johnny Depp? Because otherwise Doug is the only person who I am asking to take their pants off in the office.

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Only if I can get my hands on him.

Note to self: Avoid office if both Doug and Marie-Ange are in it in case pantslessness ensues. OR, have camera to capture pantslessness.

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We only ever did that in Doug's server room, and not for quite a while now.

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I believe that might be a post-it of Mark's...

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*laughs* I do my very best to please.

And good, we do have some very large appetites around here. There's nothing scarier than watching Jubilee eat after a powers display.

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I witnessed her eating a bucket of extremely greasy, fried chicken. It made me lose my appetite. It gets worse than that?

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She once defended her chicken bucket's honor from Cain Marko, a very large, very hungry friend of ours. It was frightening.

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...Her chicken bucket had honor? Was this before or after she shoved her arm in up to her elbow? Because, really, I find once you get inside that deeply there's not really any honor left.

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Marko ended up feeding it to a demon dog from another dimension. Despite my terribly lack of chicken afterwards, I can't say that I much minded. Especially since said demon dog would've been a bitch to pick up after.

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I have no words for that one...

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