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I spent a reasonable proportion of my time yesterday altering the memories of a team of doctors, nurses and paramedics to ensure that Mark's condition would be attributed to an unfortunate refrigeration truck accident, rather than linking him and the people he works with to the destruction of a New York monument and the death of six people, by a group of mutants in pursuit of an enemy who just happened to conveniently disappear completely into another dimension. Because I didn't particularly feel the need to explain that scenario to the authorities.

In that time, in response to a insensitive teenage boy making stupid jokes about April Fool's Day, my crack secret team of intelligence professionals decided to tell a large population of teenage students (with no affiliation to the X-Men and no reason to think that any of the information we are providing to them is a secret or may contradict our cover story, which after all they have no reason to know that we need) exactly what happened. Without thinking that they may perhaps, when he's feeling better, decide to visit someone they know in hospital. And perhaps discuss the circumstances of his "accident" with him in front of staff who have a completely different version of this story in their head.

Reasons why Emma Frost is re-considering her funding of the Centre. Discuss.

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Um, I was a good boy and didn't rise to the baiting?

Does this mean I can have Remy's job, Auntie Em?

(and when I do, is there a union regulation that prevents me from making him my cabana boy and serving me fruity drinks? Or is that your prerogative?)

I'll fight you for it? I've never had a cabana boy before.

Well, I don't really want Remy in anything approaching anything like cabana wear, but the original reference called for me to say "man-slave", which is probably worse.

So, whatever works for you.

I have a number of cabana boys available to me - all of whom are much, much prettier than Remy. When the weather warms up, I believe a trip to the beach may be in order.

Though I will leave the fruity drinks to Jubilee.

*perks up* Is there an opening anywhere for the minion position? If there are cabana boys offered as part of the perks, I'd be more then happy to apply for it.

It is up to the cabana boys as to whether they wish to offer themselves, Jubilee. As such, you may wish to wear something fetching on our beach trip.

Well, I do have a few interesting swimsuits that I've been told in the past were quite fetching.

*ponders* I think that we can do without ever having to hear you say 'man-slave' Ramsey. Just sayin'.

Oh, I do not know. It would have been quite cute to hear him say it for the week he was female.

This would be one of the things I missed while I was in China, wouldn't it?