Status wrapup

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Okay, with Remy back, and everyone recovering, it's probably time to figure out what HYDRA's next move is.

On the plus side, Nazi Bee Man is confirmed as dead. I think Wanda and I both breathe a sigh of relief there.

On the minus side, he got more or less replaced by a crazy no-skin-on-face guy. Who beat the hell out of me and Wanda. Fucking Nazis.

Rumlow is confirmed alive, and cut and run rather than stand and fight.

Fontaine is confirmed dead, as I saw her get a bullet behind the ear.

The administrator of said bullet was a young redhead who called nasty red skull guy 'father'. She's a big question mark for the moment.

Speaking of fathers, Mas y Menos von Creepytwins (Andreas and Andrea Schmidt? Strucker?) are confirmed injured but left the ambush site under their own power.

That about sum it up?

Comments

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Yes, everyone please thank Cammie for taking one for the team quite literally in order to put down Swarm.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

There's a beer in my office with Cammie's name on it.

It actually has Cammie's name on it, because it may or may not be laced with other "interesting" chemicals.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

On one hand, I will come relieve you of this beer. Because 'yay' I apparently have killed a man made entirely of bees.

On the other hand, the Frenchie fucking SHOT me.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Would you have rather I suggested you stab yourself or open a vein with your teeth? I will remember to do that the next time I need you to bleed in order to kill nazis.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

See, I've done both of those in fights before. And generally in places where I don't have to bend like a pretzel to fucking stitch myself. Just saying.

But yes, the bee man is dead. Let us all throw a party. I can bring the jar of stingers.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If it helps you to whine less, I pulled ten or so stingers out of my arms.

I will point out that you could have had someone else do the stitching for you. I had gas masks for a reason.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I do my own stitch work except for those couple of occasions I've had to have it done by Jean. It's safer that way. The reason for which should be totally fucking obvious.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

While I am sure we are all impressed with your willingness to suffer, I shot you. It really is only fair that I did the stitching. I had a gas mask and gloves.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Wow. It's not a "willingness to suffer" as much as it is, "not wanting a dumb-ass mistake to fucking kill you." I think the difference is pretty clear. Even with the suit and the gloves.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Do you really think any of us would have survived in this job this long had we been prone to "dumb-ass mistakes"?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

How many of these previous jobs involved sticking a needle in me? What was that? None of them?

I can take care of my own damn injuries as long as I'm not actively bleeding to fucking death. I know what the shit that goes through my veins can do to people. And you've seen what it can do to bees. Why don't we NOT try to poke around with it like it's a shiny fucking toy.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

When you are bleeding to death, are you finally going to trust that we are all very bloody competent and that none of us are so stupid as to attempt first aid on you without taking precautions?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* Can we get back to the celebration of the death of the Nazi bees?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Merde, now you have me swearing like Amanda. I am going to go find something to stab.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Sure. I'm coming for that beer now, because I don't even want to have this other conversation.

[xp_daytripper]

What about this shit weasel who invaded the mansion? Is he dealt with? Because if he isn't, I'm wanting to know why.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Parker Matthews - currently in a coma and under SHIELD observation.

[xp_daytripper]

And going after him would put the mansion in the frame with SHIELD.

Bollocks. I hate it when they get off with the easy coma. At least we made sure Swarm and his mercs were well and truly gone.

Even if the incest twins escaped somehow. Next time, something more up close and personal.