Ahh, early mornings

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Whoever left the coffee on my desk, you are a saint amongst mutants. Anyone up for breakfast later? I am feeling unusually peckish after a late night last night. Also, I have a package from Turkey here without a name on it. Anyone expecting anything from Turkey? It's not ticking, at the very least.

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[x-courier.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a coffee fairy.

And breakfast sounds lovely. Stoner donuts, or did you have something more substantial in mind?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It is only because we do not know what kind of coffee you take that you do not have a coffee fairy. Understanding coffee tastes is a survival skill in this office.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

I believe I've made it quite clear that my dietary choices revolve around cream and sugar. That said, I'm awfully fond of anything that has a ridiculously long name. And chocolate syrup. And whipped cream.

And sprinkles.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh. So you drink coffee like Doug does. That makes things much easier.

Well, except when Doug goes to the coffee shop with a big cup and asks them to fill it with espresso and nothing else. Then he is just being a crazy person.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

That's...crazy. I'm pretty sure there are laws against feeding me that much caffeine. Do they fill it? Or do they call the police?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I think they fill it, ask him for a lot of money and give him dirty looks. He does not do it often, just when he needs to ... actually, come to think of it, he has not done that in several months. Not since October.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

...Strangely, I find that I'm relieved by this information.

(October?)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

It is probably better if Doug explains.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

...All this coffee talk has made me hungry.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

The short version? I got eaten by a Russian computer made out of people.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

...Ewwwww.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, with added drowning in the dark fun.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Um.

Can I assume this wasn't on purpose?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Um.

How would you define "on purpose"?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Okay, now I'm vaguely horrified and not sure I want to know.

And insanely curious.