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[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Well, it is my job to inform you that Doug, Marie-Ange, and Amanda have not checked in at their appointed time, and are officially missing. You know, within the letter of the law - because really, who is to say that Doug has not simply lost track of time pretending to be an elf on the internet, and the others are waiting for him to finish with that - but it is, actually, literally my job. So there you are. Informed. I'm going back to the filing, and writing a letter detailing why I should not be put on the Sunday night shift ever again.

By the way: Whoever thinks that 'G' comes before 'C' in the alphabet is in for a cruel awakening someday. I only hope I am there to witness it.

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I'll call Shiro, you get to tell Wanda. (Isn't that fun? You get to tell the person who can reach you when they start swearing. I know, don't thank me. It's merely my gift to you, as your friend.)

[x-pete.livejournal.com]

Someone remind me again why we hired these two?

I'm going to find one of those "put the countries on the map" flash games, and make you both play it until your grasp of geography extends further than "was in the same room as an atlas, once".

I would like to think that when Remy checks in to let us know what he's achieved for our intel nets, you don't simply file it all under "one of the men with the funny accents talked to some other people ( probably with funny accents) in a place that is a long way away", and in fact, started having some kind of picture of how our networks are located, and how they inter-relate.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch - the reason that they haven't checked is in because they managed to get captured by the cultists they were researching/looking for. Doug managed to get a message over to me on my phone.