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[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Well, it is my job to inform you that Doug, Marie-Ange, and Amanda have not checked in at their appointed time, and are officially missing. You know, within the letter of the law - because really, who is to say that Doug has not simply lost track of time pretending to be an elf on the internet, and the others are waiting for him to finish with that - but it is, actually, literally my job. So there you are. Informed. I'm going back to the filing, and writing a letter detailing why I should not be put on the Sunday night shift ever again.

By the way: Whoever thinks that 'G' comes before 'C' in the alphabet is in for a cruel awakening someday. I only hope I am there to witness it.

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[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Son of a bitch - the reason that they haven't checked is in because they managed to get captured by the cultists they were researching/looking for. Doug managed to get a message over to me on my phone.

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Oh, they would. I guess it's a good thing Jubilee bullied me about the flight.