You know what's an absolute pain in the tuchus? Trying to figure out if the bad guys are tailing people, when they're all using freaking minivans. Do you have any idea how many minivans come into the city every day? Hint: whatever the number you're thinking is, it's probably more.

Also, I don't have the ability to hit the flashy CSI "enhance" button on traffic camera footage. More's the pity.