Doug does not drink coffee very often, so when he does, it is usually "Here, take this very large cup and fill it all the way up with espresso or whatever you have that is equally as caffeinated so that I can stay up for the next 90 hours trying to break into NASA."

Except that he does not say it like that and I am not sure how he says it but the one girl at the coffee shop always gives him a dirty look whenever we come in.