>>>Don't you feel old now, 'Uncle' Pete?<<<

For someone planning to have a monster hangover next week, you seem very sure I won't either buy several things that make very loud noises, and leave them on a series of remote triggers in your apartment, or just find a world-ending crisis that urgently requires you to be on a place to somewhere very unpleasant on Tuesday. Air Freight. In the back. With the goats.